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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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