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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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