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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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