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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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