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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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