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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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