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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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