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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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