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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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