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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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