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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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