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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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