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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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