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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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