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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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