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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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