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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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