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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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