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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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