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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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