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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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