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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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