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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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