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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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