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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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