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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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