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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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