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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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