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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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