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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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