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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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