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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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