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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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