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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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