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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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