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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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