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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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