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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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