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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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