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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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