Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.