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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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