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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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