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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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