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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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