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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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