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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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