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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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