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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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