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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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