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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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