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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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