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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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