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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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